Add some cheeky humor to your kitchen with our “Skinny People Are Easier to Kidnap – Stay Safe, Eat Cake” dish towel. Perfect for bakers, foodies, and anyone with a sweet tooth, this funny kitchen towel is screen printed by hand with eco-friendly inks in Asheville, NC. Made with durable, absorbent cotton, it’s both practical and hilarious—great for drying dishes, decorating your kitchen, or gifting to friends who love a good laugh (and cake!).
