2025: apocalypse, but make it monthly
Carry your chaos in style
This all-purpose tote is screen printed by hand with our original design in our Asheville, NC studio, using non-toxic black ink on sturdy, natural cotton canvas. Whether you’re hauling groceries, heading to work, or just emotionally preparing for the next timeline plot twist — this bag's got your back (and your snacks).
👜 12 oz., 100% cotton canvas
📏 Size: 14 ¾" W x 14 ¾" H x 5" D (Expanded width: 19 ½")
💪 Reinforced bottom for all your end-of-days essentials
🚚 Ships in 1 business day!
Perfect as a gift, everyday carry, or subtle commentary on the current vibe.
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