Keep it cozy and honest with the Please Leave By Nine Kitchen Towel. Designed with a playful cross stitch–style effect, this full-color towel pairs old-school charm with modern sass. Made from soft, absorbent cotton, it’s perfect for drying dishes, cleaning up spills, or hanging as a cheeky kitchen accent.
A hilarious gift for homebodies, introverts, and anyone who believes in an early bedtime, this towel is the perfect mix of functional and funny. It’s also a crowd-pleaser at housewarmings, hostess gifts, and holiday parties—as long as everyone’s out the door by nine. 😉
