For the overthinkers, the existentialists, the deep thinkers, and anyone who regularly stares into the void while answering emails. This hilariously relatable gift bundle is a reminder that life is weird, we're all just floating through space, and maybe that thing you're stressing about doesn't actually matter.
Practical? Yes. Funny? Absolutely. Emotionally grounding? Surprisingly.
What's Included
🖊️ Embrace The Existential Dread Pen Set
A set of 5 delightfully nihilistic pens featuring:
- Currently Questioning All My Life Choices
- Floating Through Space, Send Help
- Still Here, Still Pointless
- Cosmic Dust In The Wind
- Live. Laugh. Die.
📝 Today's Garbage Notepad
The perfect place to write down your daily responsibilities, random thoughts, grocery lists, and whatever nonsense the universe has assigned you today.
👝 Things That Don't Matter Zipper Pouch
A cosmic-inspired canvas pouch designed to hold pens, chargers, makeup, office supplies, receipts, and all the little things that definitely don't matter... until you can't find them.
Why You'll Love It
✔ Hilarious gift for fellow overthinkers
✔ Perfect blend of dark humor and practicality
✔ Makes a great desk accessory set
✔ Useful items they'll reach for every day
✔ Exclusive bundle savings
Perfect For
- Coworker gifts
- Introvert gifts
- Book lovers
- Philosophy majors
- Teachers
- Office workers
- Graduates
- Birthday gifts
- White elephant gifts
- Anyone having a tiny existential crisis
Bundle & Save
Purchased separately, these items retail for $31, but you can grab the entire bundle for just $27.
Because one day the sun will consume the earth, but today you still need somewhere to put your pens.
Product Details
- Includes 1 Embrace The Existential Dread Pen Set (5 pens)
- Includes 1 Today's Garbage Notepad
- Includes 1 Things That Don't Matter Zipper Pouch
- Designed in Asheville, NC
- Exclusive Moonlight Makers gift bundle
