2025: apocalypse, but make it monthly
The energy is chaotic, and this towel gets it.
Screen printed by hand with non-toxic ink in our Asheville, NC studio, this 100% cotton flour sack towel is as functional as it is funny. Choose white or gray — both are soft, sturdy, and super absorbent after a few washes. Whether it’s drying dishes or decorating your kitchen with your current mental state, this towel delivers.
✨ Size: 28” x 28”
🌿 100% recycled cotton with some natural flecks
🚚 Ships in 1 business day!
Perfect for gifting, kitchen sass, or your daily existential spiral.
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