{"product_id":"eye-roll-survivor-unisex-sweatshirt-natural","title":"Eye Roll Survivor - Unisex Sweatshirt - Natural","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"100\" data-end=\"151\"\u003eStill standing. Somehow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"153\" data-end=\"473\"\u003eThis “Eye Roll Survivor” unisex sweatshirt is for anyone who has endured dramatic sighs, teenage attitudes, customer service interactions, or being the only responsible person in the room. Soft, cozy, and painfully relatable, it’s the perfect everyday layer for surviving modern life with at least a little humor intact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"475\" data-end=\"694\"\u003eMade with a relaxed unisex fit and ultra-soft fabric in a warm natural color, this sweatshirt is designed for comfort without sacrificing style. Easy to throw on with leggings, jeans, or your emotional support beverage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"778\"\u003eThe minimalist typography keeps it wearable, while the phrase says exactly enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"973\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Teachers surviving the school year\u003cbr data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"832\"\u003e• Moms running on caffeine and resilience\u003cbr data-start=\"873\" data-end=\"876\"\u003e• Coworkers who deserve compensation for emotional labor\u003cbr data-start=\"932\" data-end=\"935\"\u003e• Cozy days with low patience levels\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1026\"\u003eBecause surviving eye rolls should count as cardio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1028\" data-end=\"1031\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1033\" data-end=\"1245\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1033\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1053\" data-end=\"1056\"\u003e• Color: Natural\u003cbr data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1075\"\u003e• Cozy unisex fit\u003cbr data-start=\"1092\" data-end=\"1095\"\u003e• Soft cotton blend interior\u003cbr data-start=\"1123\" data-end=\"1126\"\u003e• Ribbed cuffs and waistband\u003cbr data-start=\"1154\" data-end=\"1157\"\u003e• Durable print designed to last\u003cbr data-start=\"1189\" data-end=\"1192\"\u003e• Designed and printed in Asheville, North Carolina\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MoonlightMakers","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":53043007258940,"sku":null,"price":45.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":53043007291708,"sku":null,"price":45.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":53043007324476,"sku":null,"price":45.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":53043007357244,"sku":null,"price":45.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":53043007390012,"sku":null,"price":45.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2978\/9596\/files\/eyeroll_swtr2.png?v=1778251204","url":"https:\/\/moonlightmakers.com\/products\/eye-roll-survivor-unisex-sweatshirt-natural","provider":"Moonlight Makers Retail","version":"1.0","type":"link"}