{"product_id":"eye-roll-survivor-tote-bag","title":"Eye Roll Survivor Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"78\" data-end=\"162\"\u003eSomehow, against all odds, you survived another eye roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"164\" data-end=\"435\"\u003eThis “Eye Roll Survivor” tote bag is for teachers, moms, exhausted retail workers, and anyone regularly dealing with dramatic energy and unnecessary attitudes. Equal parts funny and functional, it’s the perfect everyday bag for carrying your essentials—and your patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"437\" data-end=\"691\"\u003eMade from durable natural canvas with a roomy gusseted bottom, this tote is built for grocery runs, library trips, work days, and emotionally surviving public interactions. The clean typography and relatable humor make it an instant conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"693\" data-end=\"749\"\u003ePractical, reusable, and just the right amount of petty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"751\" data-end=\"936\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Teacher gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"782\"\u003e• Mom life and school pickup\u003cbr data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"813\"\u003e• Work bags with personality\u003cbr data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"844\"\u003e• Everyday errands and grocery runs\u003cbr data-start=\"879\" data-end=\"882\"\u003e• Anyone raising teenagers or dealing with coworkers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"938\" data-end=\"987\"\u003eBecause surviving eye rolls deserves recognition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"989\" data-end=\"992\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"994\" data-end=\"1206\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"994\" data-end=\"1014\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1017\"\u003e• 100% natural canvas\u003cbr data-start=\"1038\" data-end=\"1041\"\u003e• Gusseted bottom for extra storage\u003cbr data-start=\"1076\" data-end=\"1079\"\u003e• Durable and reusable for everyday use\u003cbr data-start=\"1118\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003e• Comfortable shoulder straps\u003cbr data-start=\"1150\" data-end=\"1153\"\u003e• Designed and printed in Asheville, North Carolina\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MoonlightMakers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53042996216124,"sku":null,"price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2978\/9596\/files\/eyeroll_tote2.png?v=1778250482","url":"https:\/\/moonlightmakers.com\/products\/eye-roll-survivor-tote-bag","provider":"Moonlight Makers Retail","version":"1.0","type":"link"}